Peaches' Mother-in-Law

I've got a hole for you!

Chao

I just need to keep cranking on it.

DawgMan

Give her 5 seconds, then it's ok to take it off.

Coach

If they are bite-sized then I should not have to avoid bone.

Chao's Boss

We pay extra for that.

Chao's Mom

He's fine down there. He doesn't need a lot of room.

Chao

Just push it in until you're comfortable

Callous-un

I'm pretty sure I won't be able to be twisted enough for your requirements

Chicken Little's friends converse on facebook...

friend 1:
Bought a maternity bathing suit that looks like a large pink tent.

friend 2:
SEXY!!!! Please post pics of you in it!!

friend 1:
I would, but my camera does not have a wide angle lense. (sic)

friend 2:
Nice! Guess I'm left with my own imagination then! When is this little squirt coming out?

friend 1:
Seven more weeks!

Chao

I'm glad you left it in there

Chao

My apologies for the length of this thing...

Chao's Father

I didn’t open my taco. That’s living adventurously.