Monday, October 4, 2010

Chao's boss in another meeting

I am doing things to the back end ...

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Trash at the restaurant

He keeps coming everytime I put something in my mouth.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Monday, August 2, 2010

furries? furries.

my wife has a collection of stuffed animal dogs called "Le Mutt"s. our daughter asked something about them, and all i heard my wife say was "yup - those are my furry friends; momma has a lot of friends in the furry world."

Monday, June 14, 2010

Random txt from trash

Is the hole that big now?

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Trash

"You actually have to get some in your mouth to taste it"

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Toach

I like things that are pink.

My mom

NOT IN THE FACE!!!

Coach

Is this big enough?

Coach

How big do I need to blow it?

My mom

You blow it, I will tie it.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Trash at dinner

Every book you read, you get to touch it longer.

M.Edium at dinner

Just whip it around the truck and then lick it.

Monday, March 15, 2010

5th day as a mailman

"The slot is kind of thin, and I couldn't get it all in at once."

i almost said something about it cutting up my finger, but i had already realized how awful my words had sounded.

Friday, January 15, 2010

feeding the daughter breakfast

me, while spoon-feeding our toddler daughter gerber cereal from a jar:

"i can't do all the work; you have to use your mouth to get it all."

so very wrong.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Callous-un's friend Cindy

There isn't any hidden meat in there, right?

Saturday, January 2, 2010

My nephew told me a guy in church said this...

As long as you're not on the bush, you're good.