Friday, July 31, 2009

Border dirtiness

Chao's Boss

It's so little. I thought it would be longer.

Monday, July 27, 2009

M.Giant

You got most of it in!

Trash

That was like four hundred pounds of sausage and I ate it all.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

HotGirlsBrother

Look how much bigger your snifter is than mine.

Its rosier than mine.

Breakfast

"Don't close that box up because I am probably going to have more."

Saturday, July 25, 2009

RPM

Don't choke it and don't touch the rim.

Trash

Just pull it out!

TheDoctor

Oh, you've got a dick. Sorry.

TheDoctor

Just find the notch in it.

TheDoctor

Her mosquito bites went away

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Saving Suzie's Hole

From a Lancaster, PA newspaper article called "Saving Suzie's Hole". Here are some winning quotes, and I'm not making this up...



"You might see otters, mink, deer and beavers."

"All the more reason to be saddened and angry that the gorge has become party-central and abused in the last year, unleashing such a rash of ongoing ill behavior that some families and longtime fans of the wild spot have been scared away."

"There has been intermittent mis-use of the gorge for decades, but that the last year has been the worst."

"'They come in here and raise hell,' adds Henry"

"Southern Regional Police can't provide the almost daily monitoring it would take to catch violators."

"On his tour with me, he used a grabber to pluck and fill four plastic grocery bags with beer and soda cans, plastic water bottles, towels, cigarette packs, a t-shirt and a tampon."

"The spot seems to have become a favorite get-away spot with high school and college students."

"Hikers, dog walkers, anglers, hunters, birdwatchers and those seeking a dose of solitude are those losing out."

"'It's basically selfish people versus unselfish people,' sighs Resh. 'I've heard more than one say they've written it off because of all the problems.'"

"The gorge has always attracted its share of notoriety. In the 1970s, skinny-dipping and streaking were commonplace."

"The chute of whitewater that gushes through narrow boulders, known as "The Washing Machine" or "Suzie's Hole," has seen its share of injuries."

"'People don't consume drinks early in the morning,' says Burkhart. 'It's beautiful here and I think it's a bit of a shame that people who are coming here for perfectly innocent reasons kind of miss out on it because if they're here and if someone else is doing something illegal, it's kind of guilt by association and you're asked to leave.'"

"As we talk, about a dozen teens recently graduated from area high schools begin to arrive. Most are carrying just towels and water bottles. But one man jauntily bounces down the trail hoisting a white Styrofoam cooler."

Chicken Little

Its longer now but either way its good for pulling.

Getting some meat

Lady friend to me as I was parking before going into restaurant.

"You know if you back in then it might make it easier to pull out."

HotGirlsBrother

Do you want me in front or in back?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

K-Staub

I'm always open to trying other locations.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Trash

I was talking to my brother and I didn't get off in time.




ewww......

Hot girl from work

Can I do all of you?

Monday, July 13, 2009

Delta Force Commander

I'm not as young as I used to be...I can't take three or four at a time anymore

In-Nate

What am I going to do with this thing? It's slimy. It smells.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Delta Force Commander during the seatbelt incident

It won't stay in. I'll have to hold it.

FireRetarded during the seatbelt incident

You've got to push it in harder

FireRetarded during the seatbelt incident

It's so small. It must be Japanese

Delta Force Commander to Chao

How did you get this big one?

Delta Force Commander to FireRetarded

You always get it all wet

K-Staub

All I need are these buns

Other bad movie guy to Delta Force Commander

So what if we take those buttons off?

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Trash to M.Giant

You're going to take it all out?

Trash to M.Edium

Backdoor! Now!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Imposter Jess

There's a pickle in there. That makes me happy.

Trash's sister-in-law squared

White crested black cock

Trash's preggo sister

They can shoot out their pricks six feet

Trash's preggo sister

That's a lot of work for two minutes of fun

Chao (don't ask)

I'll shove that in a hole.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Chao's Co-worker

"Why did you put it in so far? Is there a way to not have to put it in so far?"