"Let's all decorate mom with sticky stuff on her face!"
(I'm eating a breakfast of biscuits with honey, and sausage with syrup, and I lean in to kiss her goodbye. She then leans in to kiss our youngest goodbye, and almost gets syrup on her hair.)

Need help accessing the back end

"try to figure out what's up with my non-access to the back end."

All Day Long

"Do I leave it in all day long? .... I'm not sure I know what to do with it."

Turn Ons

"Do I need to stick it in before I turn it on?"