Friday, January 13, 2012

Trash, to me, giving advice on a puzzle-based computer game: "Just spread them apart and you'll get something good down there."

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

stick the pin

Overheard at work: “I don’t want you to stick it in. I want you to pin it to the front.”

Facial

My wife: “I’ve had people try to give me a facial before, and I usually just break out afterwards.”