Trash

"I'm going to wait until it hardens and then take a taste."

to my 2.5 year old daughter...

"It's got some hair around the rim now, so just give me a second."

Second Trash quote during a meeting

I'm not a member, so I couldn't get all the way in.

Trash quote during a meeting

I will get you access to the back end...

Random guy in random meeting at work

It's been a hose in the mouth...

M.Edium 2.5

...then I can figure out why it's so hard.

M.Edium 2

Maybe if I wait until it isn't wet, then I can open it.

M.Edium 1

I feel something hard in it...