Trash

I sucked the last little bit off the teabag.

M.Edium

Wait. Let me turn around. It will be better.

The Art Institute of Chicago

Overheard while waiting to purchase tickets.

"You know me and how I like to be anally clean."

Trey-lo

Amy's married now so she won't go down.

M.Edium

It's a strap-on!

Vonnegurl