Co-worker after giving blood

"He didn't get it in quite right at first and had to fiddle around with it. Then he had to pull it out a couple of times. It feels a little bruised now."

M. Edium, my 4 yr old

Wow, that's a loooong shuttle.

Queen Rachael said...

"Grab onto the rack and hang on..."

Really?

In DC

Enough said.

During a Meeting

Tammy seems to be fascinated by my snake.

One Boss to Another Boss

Boss 1-I don't have real thick ones
Boss 2-Well I'll start with 1 inch and go up from there if I need to.

Chao's Boss

I didn't think it would be this hard.

Me to my boss

"Do you want me to get in front of you and guide you in?"

I swear we were trying to navigate something heavy around corners.

Callous-un's friend

"I like the big ones."

At the Korean drumming concert

Girl at Chao's Work

She's not going to bite on that!

baseball jargon

i don't think i have this one verbatim, so if anyone else saw the horrible cubs loss last night (they had a 5-0 lead AND a no-hitter going into the 7th, but lost 6-5 in the 12th inning), maybe you caught this gem...


Bob Brenly, 2nd or 3rd inning:
"he's gotta try to lay that lead pipe slider right down the hole."

Chao

I didn't even take it out last year.

Chao

How wide do we want to open this up?

Schnuck's Grocery Store

Enjoy the Sweet Taste of Summer Melons.

A fun, hands-on way to discover a wide selection of specialty and exotic melon varieties.

matt's in-laws are over...

my wife is breastfeeding our daughter on our back porch. she and her mom are talking about the plants & flowers in the garden. my mother in-law:
"well, just fill up your 2 milk jugs with miracle grow."


...she didn't even notice what she said.

Peaches

Wait! Let me swallow first.

Peaches' Mother-in-Law

I've got a hole for you!

Chao

I just need to keep cranking on it.

DawgMan

Give her 5 seconds, then it's ok to take it off.

Coach

If they are bite-sized then I should not have to avoid bone.

Chao's Boss

We pay extra for that.

Chao's Mom

He's fine down there. He doesn't need a lot of room.

Chao

Just push it in until you're comfortable

Callous-un

I'm pretty sure I won't be able to be twisted enough for your requirements

Chicken Little's friends converse on facebook...

friend 1:
Bought a maternity bathing suit that looks like a large pink tent.

friend 2:
SEXY!!!! Please post pics of you in it!!

friend 1:
I would, but my camera does not have a wide angle lense. (sic)

friend 2:
Nice! Guess I'm left with my own imagination then! When is this little squirt coming out?

friend 1:
Seven more weeks!

Chao

I'm glad you left it in there

Chao

My apologies for the length of this thing...

Chao's Father

I didn’t open my taco. That’s living adventurously.