"No, I only allow visitors in my back door."
-kids yesterday, playing in their tent.
Monday, January 9, 2017
Friday, December 16, 2016
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Friday, March 11, 2016
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Sunday, December 20, 2015
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Friday, January 13, 2012
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
stick the pin
Overheard at work: “I don’t want you to stick it in. I want you to pin it to the front.”
Facial
My wife: “I’ve had people try to give me a facial before, and I usually just break out afterwards.”
Friday, August 12, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
Monday, October 4, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
furries? furries.
my wife has a collection of stuffed animal dogs called "Le Mutt"s. our daughter asked something about them, and all i heard my wife say was "yup - those are my furry friends; momma has a lot of friends in the furry world."
Monday, June 14, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
5th day as a mailman
"The slot is kind of thin, and I couldn't get it all in at once."
i almost said something about it cutting up my finger, but i had already realized how awful my words had sounded.
i almost said something about it cutting up my finger, but i had already realized how awful my words had sounded.
Friday, January 15, 2010
feeding the daughter breakfast
me, while spoon-feeding our toddler daughter gerber cereal from a jar:
"i can't do all the work; you have to use your mouth to get it all."
so very wrong.
"i can't do all the work; you have to use your mouth to get it all."
so very wrong.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
The Art Institute of Chicago
Overheard while waiting to purchase tickets.
"You know me and how I like to be anally clean."
"You know me and how I like to be anally clean."
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
said by me, to my wife
"Yeah, the longer it gets, the harder it is to manage."
(a neighbor is finally mowing his lawn after three weeks of growth)
(a neighbor is finally mowing his lawn after three weeks of growth)
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